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The 2025 DIY World Conflict Starter Kit

ALMA Staff -
They said it couldn’t happen again. They said humanity had matured—grown out of its adolescence of nation-states, flags, and blood-flecked rhetoric. They said the world...
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Nightly Skincare Routine of the Far Right: A Step-by-Step Guide

ALMA Staff -
In the intricate world of politics, where power and posturing are as essential as a good moisturiser, every layer and application affects the overall...
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Pandemic Management Guidebook For Aspiring Fascists

ALMA Staff -
“When hospitals beg for oxygen—say it’s already there (in the air). When people die—deny it.”
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Recipe For Apolitical Stew

ALMA Staff -
Make the perfect dish for your utopian illusions!
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A Confused Joe Biden Forgets About The Elections, Delivers His Victory Speech In A Denny’s

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Everyone’s favourite big boy, Biden, gives a scintillating victory speech after accomplishing the near-impossible task of defeating two reality television stars in a presidential election (or so he thinks)

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